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Welcome to Urban Style Shop – your headquarters for boundary-pushing jewelry that makes the establishment nervous. These terms outline the rules of engagement for our revolution. By accessing sparkvoguejewels.com, you’re declaring allegiance to our rebel alliance.

1. THE URBAN REBEL MANIFESTO

1.1 Who We Are

We’re Urban Style Shop, operating from our underground bunker at 2337 Nebraska Avenue, Selma, US 93662. We specialize in gear for nonconformists – from ear tunnels to leather necklaces that would make your grandma clutch her pearls.

1.2 Our Tribe (Target Customers)

Our products are designed for:

  • Rule-breakers who accessorize their dissent
  • Style anarchists aged 18-45
  • Global rebels (except some Asian/remote areas – blame logistics, not us)
  • Those who value edgy, unconventional jewelry with attitude

2. REBEL GEAR (PRODUCTS)

2.1 What We Sell

Our inventory includes but isn’t limited to:

  • Ear Armory: Charm hoops, cross earrings, magnetic earrings, ear cuffs
  • Wrist Weapons: Cuff bracelets, anchor bracelets, leather bracelets
  • Neck Rebellion: Chain necklaces, cross necklaces, beaded necklaces
  • Finger Fortresses: Ceramic rings (final sale – hygiene first)

2.2 Product Realness

We photograph our gear accurately, but screens vary. Colors/textures may differ slightly. What’s guaranteed? The attitude.

3. JOINING THE REVOLUTION (ORDERING)

3.1 The Process

  1. Select your weapons of mass style
  2. Proceed to checkout like the boss you are
  3. Choose your payment: Visa, MasterCard, JCB, or PayPal
  4. Confirm your rebel base (shipping address)

3.2 Order Confirmation

You’ll receive an order confirmation email. No email? Check your spam or contact [email protected].

4. PAYMENT TERMS

4.1 Accepted Methods

We accept:

  • Credit/Debit Cards (Visa, MasterCard, JCB)
  • PayPal (for anarchists who prefer digital wallets)

4.2 Payment Security

We use encryption that would make the NSA jealous. We never store your full payment details.

5. SHIPPING INSURGENCY

5.1 Shipping Options

  • Standard ($12.95): DHL/FedEx – 10-15 days after processing
  • Free (Orders $50+): EMS – 15-25 days after processing

Processing takes 1-2 business days (we’re fast, but even rebels need coffee breaks).

5.2 International Orders

We ship worldwide except some Asian/remote areas. Customs may delay your dog tags – take it up with the system.

6. RETURN POLICY (REVOLUTIONARY ADJUSTMENTS)

6.1 The Basics

  • 15-day window: From delivery date
  • Original condition: Unworn, undamaged, with packaging
  • No returns on: Earrings (all types), ceramic rings (hygiene is non-negotiable)

6.2 Return Process

  1. Email [email protected] with order details
  2. Wait for our return authorization (within 48 hours)
  3. Ship items to our Nebraska Avenue HQ

You cover return shipping unless we messed up.

6.3 Refunds

After inspection (3-5 days):

  • Processing: 3-5 business days
  • Method: Original payment
  • Timeline: 5-10 days (cards), ~24 hours (PayPal)

7. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All content on sparkvoguejewels.com is our property. Don’t steal our designs, descriptions, or aesthetic – imitation isn’t the sincerest form of flattery, it’s copyright infringement.

8. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

We’re not responsible for:

  • Customs delays or fees
  • Lost/stolen packages after delivery
  • Allergic reactions (check product materials)
  • Your cat eating your leather bracelet

9. GOVERNING LAW

These terms are governed by US law. Any disputes will be settled in Selma, California courts – but we’d rather settle it over punk rock and whiskey.

10. POLICY UPDATES

We may update these terms. The current version will always be posted here. Continued use means you accept the changes.

CONTACT THE REVOLUTION

Questions? Email [email protected] – real humans who actually wear our ear cuffs will respond.

Urban Style Shop – Equipping Rebels Since [Year]